my bar results come out tomorrow. i am fucking scared. i have been having panic attacks all day. in between praying to God to make sure i pass and saying wtf?
i am in trouble.
God please have mercy on me. if i dont pass i might automatically lose my job. and i need them six figures. i am planning to move to nigeria in a year. i need all the income i can get.
meanwhile, there is hottt gist and i cant even concentrate.
short story, i caught the secretary rubbing one of the partners penis today after a meeting.
yes i did.
i am so sure it happened cos they both looked startled when i came back into the conference room.
i just said, "sorry to interrupt" and walked out
that secretary is a sharp girl. nothing do you blondie.
na wa for old ashawo men o. the man has a wife and a kid in law school who is interning at this office this summer.
i wonder if the blondie will make a move on the son also. after all why should she put all her eggs in one basket?
abeg jare equal opportunity ashawo all the way....CARRY GO!
anyway, i am really nervous and trying to laugh it off and be like it doesnt matter but i am very competitive and would hate to not pass. u guys please pray for me.
anxiety makes me want heavy caning....
i was going to call my friend whose dick i fell on late last year, but the guy is vexing for me. apparently i used him and have been ignoring him since. LOL
na wa for guys o
if you call they will say you are clingy
if you dont call, they will say you are distant or a user
abeg which ones??
anyway i just sent him a text sha.
let him come and exercise with me.
no talking required....
ok seriously sha, please pray for me guys.
i cannot fail.
i have passed IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME.
amen.
this is all i have been listening to today in between worrying, lusting and praying.
God forgive me.
As in nne dis prayer go hard small o with prayer and lust and WTFs but God is indeed a merciful God so we go join pray. but as an ibo girl u know say business must dey so if i pray i consider all my legal bills settled abi? and omalichanwa how did you go and jam dat kain thing for conference room. my eyes are on u from now on lol
ReplyDeleteOlori I have seriously repented. Since I posted, I called my mum and she prayed for me. I am very scared. no more lust ooo. Its cos my period is coming. anyway as for the conference room runs, I had been suspecting them so I have been trying to walk in on them unexpectedly.
ReplyDeleteanyway sha, thanks for teh prayers.
as per ibo girl, i will address that one in my next post.
omg i though the whole workplace sex scene steez only happens in movies?lol
ReplyDeleteomalicha i came back specifically to ask if we shall pop the champagne or hand out the tissue box. did our prayers work?
ReplyDeletehahaha @ blondie..prosti moves! yo, chick needs to keep it outta the workplace.
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