I know a VAGABOND.....you probably know one too....

i know a vagabond.

his name is-well lets just call him vagabond. i share a house with him and two others

why is he a vagabond you ask?

i will tell you.

first of all, lets consult the merriam webster dictionary for the description of a vagabond.

A vagabond is one who is leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life.

that one na oyinbo people definition.

in my books, a vagabond is

a bastard
a cotton picker
an abandonded child with daddy issues
the fruit of a fatherless, lawless, pleasure seeking generation
a person with slave mentality
a person with face tatoo and neck piercing
a cursed person
did i say bastard already?

ok now in case you are still confused, here are some examples of vagabonds.

ok thats enough. now you get the picture.

ok so back to the vagabond i know.

this monkey does not have a job

he is somewhere in the hazy mid-thirties he is a wait for it...a RECORD PRODUCER!!! nigger please

he stays home all day and fucks at night.

some high yellow slut bag he calls a gf, comes over and has violent fights with him then he defiles her with his penis.

last night, they came in around two am, shouting and slamming doors.

next thing i hear smacks and she keeps saying "ow" "ow"

it sounds like he is hitting her with a belt

then she says stoooppp!!!!!

next thing, i hear him moaning. so i am wondering ummm wtf are they doing now???

and guess what i heard?

she started coughing!!!! this bastard was gagging her with his penis!!!

omg!!! heifer have some dignity!!!!

then they start having loud ignorant nigger sex

this is after they made popcorn cause the whole house smelt of butter popcorn after they came in. this house is very huge, so u can imagine how loud and beastly they were being..

bastards.

they are mating and producing the next generation of vagabonds, janitors and fire extinguisher maintenance men.

Only God can punsih them

now i wont be this mad if this didnt happen almost every week nite.

last nite was very annoying.

BUT

they were not done o.

this morning at 6 am, they started again.

i promptly started playing gospel music loudly.

ooo Gosh!!!

i hate vagabonds.