Wednesday, June 8, 2011

signs of a bullshitter

today i want to address bullshitters.

you know some of them. think. yes you do.

NOW IF AFTER THINKING YOU ARE NOT SURE WHO A BULLSHITTER IS, HERE ARE SOME POINTERS.

1. a bullshitter quick to make promises, but never fulfill them. E.g. dead beat fathers, the guy you have met three different times who pretends to remember you each time, makes an indefinite plan to catch up and doesnt, the friend who promised to be your maid of honor then flaked out when it was time to work.... now do you know any of these people?

2. a bullshitter always change appointment dates and times. E.g. they set an appointment to meet you on thursday at 11:00 am, they call on thursday at 11:21am after you have been waiting at the location to tell you that they forgot to tell you that their mothers cousins friends cat got sick on tuesday and they had to take it to the vet.

3. they lie unnecesarily. you invite them for an event. you tell them that you will only purchase tickets for the event if they are sure they will come. they say they are coming, that they just bought their ticket. you go ahead and buy your ticket. because you kinda already know that they are bullshitters (yet you remain in denial), you check in with them every other day to make sure they will make the event. they repeatedly inform you that they already bought the ticket and that they will be there. the day comes, you call them to find out where to meet up and they inform you that they never bought the ticket because they knew they wouldnt be able to make it. *blankstare*

4.they like to name drop and pretend to shop at only designer stores when you know they earn only 8 dollars an hour. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

5. they claim to be christians and virgins and then in a moment of drunken weakness they confess about the abortion they had and how anal sex hurt the first time they tried it.

i am sure from the above you can now recognize a bullshitter a mile away.

How to deal with bullshitter.

AVOID THEM.

peace

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