Monday, June 27, 2011

i love boys

i ogle men.

all hot men.

tall. lanky. built. lean muscle. perfect teeth.

all races.

here are some sexy men.




THANK YOU GOD FOR THESE FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE MEN.

YEZZIR!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

signs of a bullshitter

today i want to address bullshitters.

you know some of them. think. yes you do.

NOW IF AFTER THINKING YOU ARE NOT SURE WHO A BULLSHITTER IS, HERE ARE SOME POINTERS.

1. a bullshitter quick to make promises, but never fulfill them. E.g. dead beat fathers, the guy you have met three different times who pretends to remember you each time, makes an indefinite plan to catch up and doesnt, the friend who promised to be your maid of honor then flaked out when it was time to work.... now do you know any of these people?

2. a bullshitter always change appointment dates and times. E.g. they set an appointment to meet you on thursday at 11:00 am, they call on thursday at 11:21am after you have been waiting at the location to tell you that they forgot to tell you that their mothers cousins friends cat got sick on tuesday and they had to take it to the vet.

3. they lie unnecesarily. you invite them for an event. you tell them that you will only purchase tickets for the event if they are sure they will come. they say they are coming, that they just bought their ticket. you go ahead and buy your ticket. because you kinda already know that they are bullshitters (yet you remain in denial), you check in with them every other day to make sure they will make the event. they repeatedly inform you that they already bought the ticket and that they will be there. the day comes, you call them to find out where to meet up and they inform you that they never bought the ticket because they knew they wouldnt be able to make it. *blankstare*

4.they like to name drop and pretend to shop at only designer stores when you know they earn only 8 dollars an hour. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

5. they claim to be christians and virgins and then in a moment of drunken weakness they confess about the abortion they had and how anal sex hurt the first time they tried it.

i am sure from the above you can now recognize a bullshitter a mile away.

How to deal with bullshitter.

AVOID THEM.

peace

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

long time no see. MONEY ANSWERS EVERYTHING

sorry guys, its been a minute. i got busy doing other life shit.
work is exhausting but i do it. i am afraid of being poor. i really beleive poverty is a curse. the poor are so marginalized and hopeless. lets not even begin to examine the disdain non-poor people have for poor people. they assume they are lazy, unmotivated, on drugs, bad planners, incapable of responsibility, criminals..... the list goes on.

anyway i am hustling. everyday i am hustling. money fucking talks. i dont care what anyone says. the bible says money answers everything. and do not give me any advice about the dangers of loving money. the saying is "THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL." NOT "MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL."

try and be poor for a bit, be unable to eat, or buy sanitary towels when you are on your period, or feed your newborn, or pay your tuition, then you will know that money is a good thing.

anyway sha, if you have money give to thE poor, sponsor charities, sow seeds into the lives of other because poverty sucks. AND IS A FUCKING CURSE!

peace.